A perfect mom dresses her children first thing in the morning.

She also never lets them leave the house in their pajamas.

A perfect mom coordinates her children's outfits, everything always looks, well, perfect.

A perfect mom never lets her children get dirty, especially in public.

A perfect mom (or wife for that matter) doesn't sneak soaked quinoa and whole wheat flour into the chocolate chip cookie recipe. She also doesn't eat half of the dough before they even have a chance to be baked.

Celebrate being un-perfect!

------side note------

Looking for a good read, nothing baby-related, child-rearing related, health related, you get the point...fiction people, something where my mind can just, well, go...

Keep in mind I'm not a fan of fantasy (aka, please don't suggest anything Twilight related!)...any suggestions?