What Makes a Redneck?

To my defense:
-Daddy Mock went out and bought the toy shotgun for himself...but, seriously, who sells toy shotguns? Ludicrous!
-The boys are taught that shooting their prey (aka: stuffed animals that have never had a purpose in this house, until now) is strictly for provisional sake...you know, am man, must-bring-food-to-the-table type thing. And they do get it, although it's quite amusing when playing "restaurant" one of the children offers up some grilled stuffed sock monkey to go with my salad...