Heaven.
Let me introduce you to Trader Joe's Dark-Chocolate Covered Joe Joe's. Insane. Mix Oreo's Dark-Chocolate Covered Double Stuff with candy cane and you get heaven. They are so delicious, each one deserves its own little plate. This is huge folks, but I'm going to classify these tasty treats as my top-favorite dessert! BJ's Pazooki just got nixed to the #2 position. The dangerous part is that these are accessible by driving less than three minutes and paying less than four dollars for a box. Unfortunately they're seasonal, so I may possibly be storing up. If I have a major case of cellulitis (definition: large area of the body covered in cellulite) the next time you see me, you will know why.