Facts First (overheard):
Mommy: Bee, did you go poo poo?
Bee: No, just tooting a lot (I told you he started speaking in sentences!)
Daddy Mock: Kid, would you please share some of your dinner with Bee? He's still hungry.
Kid: Of course, I'm a good sharer. I try to share all the time. Sometimes I don't, but I try to share all the time.
Daddy Mock: Yes, sharing shows that you have a loving heart!
Kid: I share also because Mommy trained me to.
(still laughing over that one!)
Set the Scene:
Daddy Mock spotted Kid playing with an extension cord...just before
confiscating it, he noticed Kid was not intending to use it other than to "plug" into his "electric guitar"...after Daddy Mock witnessed this, he continued to spy. Kid then said, "Hi there, welcome to Church on the Rock, we're glad to have you!"
(obviously our church name...also, this is what the worship pastor often says...while holding his electric guitar!)
Stats:
Mommy Bee wiped bottoms the following amount of times today:
Kid: 3
Bee: 3
Honey: 3
Total: 9 (Has anyone ever heard of a SAHM getting carpal tunnel from wiping bottoms?)
