WARNING: Very Spicy
-2 chubby legs, not willing to walk, but run everywhere
-2 chubby cheeks always smiling
-1 face full of expression
-1 pinch of curiosity
-large masses of strength and agility
-chopped-up common sense
-mix, shake, and stir ingredients together
-results should be a dirty blonde with constant bruises, blood, and/or scrapes on face and body